gurf

A girlfriend one is not proud to boast about; one's least desirable girlfriend.

My gurf doesn't really seem to care about how her hair looks; it's so frumpy most of the time!

by pentozali January 7, 2007

gurf

a friendly way to call someone a retard or a boce or a nerd. This word was originated in island trees.

amber: “omg wait Canada is a country?”
nikki: “amber wtf ur such a gurf”

by ohlordjetsonmadeanothaone November 11, 2019

Gurfed

When you release your load onto someone's face. Jizz.

Holy crap! Did you just gurf on jenny?! That is just sick. I love gurfing on my girlfriend while she sleeps. Whoa! You gurfed on that girl from Bangkok!

by Snitzky December 27, 2013

Gurf

a girl, typically a lacrosse player, who is considered to be extremely bro-like and chill, yet also very desirable by members of the opposite sex. The perfect female. Often intensified by the adjective 'sloppy'.

Bro 1: Dude, Jessica is such a sloppy gurf, I'm gonna ask her to do some freestyle laxkour after school friday.

Bro 2: YeYe go for it Bro. She's chiller than a snowflake up a polar bear's butt

by dumbledoresstylist June 10, 2011

gurf job

When a girl with french braids gives you head while hanging upside down from a shower rod. AKA gurf or GJ. The word orginated in Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin.

1. Jake- Last night i totally got a gurf job from this girl.
Elliott- No way, thats awesome

2. Casey- C'mon baby give me a gurf job.
Shaniquia- Hell no, i ain't russian, i'm black, i can't bend like that.

by Wiz Kollifa June 7, 2009

Gurf gang

a group of people (gang) that all have gurthy penises and love to run trains on females

KIM HEY IS THAT A GURF GANG OVER THERE
LIZ YES THEY WILL TEAR YOU UP

by Young Sweet Dick January 31, 2016

Gurf

A vulgar slang for the act of having sex

What the gurf, my pen is gone

by Doros June 7, 2024