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Googlephobe

Someone reluctant, or downright afraid, to use google.com, the most popular search engine on the web. Whether their excuse is one of ignorance, fear, or anything else, this would all fall under the category of googlephobe.
Mick: Hey, I heard they caught a 110-pound coelacanth off the coast of Indonesia. I need to look that up on Yahoo.
Mike: Yahoo?! Man, quit bein' such a googlephobe.

googlesnort 

Can you pass me the butter please? Sure there you go. Thank you. Your Welcome. Googlesnort
googlesnort by acidbeaver September 22, 2006

googleshoot 

To use google or another search engine as the primary means to troubleshoot a problem.
I had to googleshoot the problem because the issue was so new.
googleshoot by wilscobos July 29, 2009

googlephobe

A person who, out of ignorance or just plain laziness, refuses to search Google for facts so basic and rudimentary that Google could retrieve them in a manner of seconds. These people much prefer to query other humans, especially while internet chatting.
"Dude, how many feet are in a mile?"
"You are using a computer to ask ME how many feet are in a mile? What a Googlephobe!"

googlethon 

when The only known use for that electronic device you call a laptop is too randomly search stupid shit in the google search engine.

this can done by typing random words into the search engine with no real reason other than to entertain you for the 5 seconds your goldfish brain can concentrate on one thing for.
or 2 hitting stumble over 200 times in hopes you will hit the personal entertainment jackpot of all stumbles!!!
quite frankly i think i would rather continue this googlethon than do my lame ass assignment that's due tomorrow!
googlethon by fennbot March 25, 2010

Googlewhore 

Someone who looks everything up on Google.
When asked a question a googlewhore will immedietly open up a internet browser to search it on google.
I rely on google for everthing, therfore I am a googlewhore.
Googlewhore by idareyoukitty July 25, 2006