I Would Rather

A phrasing technique originating in Palo Alto, California, which states an obscene preference to something the speaker wishes to avoid.

Chris: Hey, want to go to the unaccompanied sax concert? I hear the performer is pretty casj.

Julian: I would rather eat a sack of writhing gerbils than do that.

by Hombre3000 March 3, 2010

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i would rather die

phrase related to something you are greatly opposed to.

are you coming to blackburn ?

response: I would rather die

by Robert Coote January 12, 2007

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I would rather _ than _

An insult that just shows you utterly hate something, or someone.

I would rather have my testicles and penis ripped out, have remote mines placed in the newly formed holes in my genital regions, and have the mines detonated than spend the rest of my life in Alabama.

by dj gs68 July 19, 2003

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I would rather lick the floor

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)

Bitch:"Oh bite me"

Urban Dictionary User: "I would rather lick the floor"

by Tori Van Winkle February 4, 2009

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I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

by GarAssNigga November 8, 2018

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