gym-pan-zee
Noun
A young, often metrosexual, male homosapien. Can be distinguished from other members of the species by their lack of shirt in profile pictures, their fondness for drop neck vests, and the amount of time they spend looking at other mens bodies in gyms. Not necessarily homosexual, but not smart enough to realise that by posting half-naked pictures of themselves online that it's mostly men looking at them. Can often be found strutting around populated areas at weekends wearing shirts two sizes too small for them, showing off their guns. Act tough, but when actually involved in physical altercations can be heard making a distinctive "Not the face" noise. Often become a gympanzee as a result of being a wimpy adolescent.
Noun
A young, often metrosexual, male homosapien. Can be distinguished from other members of the species by their lack of shirt in profile pictures, their fondness for drop neck vests, and the amount of time they spend looking at other mens bodies in gyms. Not necessarily homosexual, but not smart enough to realise that by posting half-naked pictures of themselves online that it's mostly men looking at them. Can often be found strutting around populated areas at weekends wearing shirts two sizes too small for them, showing off their guns. Act tough, but when actually involved in physical altercations can be heard making a distinctive "Not the face" noise. Often become a gympanzee as a result of being a wimpy adolescent.
by antimetrosexual November 4, 2011
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Vain males that spend most of their time and money going to the gym to gain muscle's purely for the fact that they can wear tight long V-neck t-shirts to show off man-cleavage in an attempt to attract the opposite sex.
Typically males that spend more time working on their muscles to compensate the fact that they do not have big enough personalities to attract women.
These males often pluck their eyebrows, get fake tan, have sleeve tattoos and spend more time on their own appearance and looking in the mirror than most girls.
Typically males that spend more time working on their muscles to compensate the fact that they do not have big enough personalities to attract women.
These males often pluck their eyebrows, get fake tan, have sleeve tattoos and spend more time on their own appearance and looking in the mirror than most girls.
"I'm not going in that bar, its full of Gympanzees"
"this guy tried to hit on me but he was such a Gympanzee"
"this guy tried to hit on me but he was such a Gympanzee"
by Sidewinder11 January 2, 2014
Get the Gympanzee mug.Clinically diagnosed by Dr.Seuss himself to be mentally unstable enough to be a very unique specimen. Also responds to "kavya" Looks like a lizard in Its youth. Has large eyes but due to an optical illusion of skin covering most of it..it looks like It has got small eyes which turns microscopic when It laughs. A definite starecase.Uses the word "men" at the end of sentences like other species of Its kind. Bakes rather than getting baked. We can do both equally..In time. Glows like an electric fence hooked to a billion volts of Nuclear Power which is only used to keep people out rather than in. Owes someone a Beer hat. Not too old for Peter Pan, not too young for Dr.Hook..Perfect timing, give or take a few years. Messy when It is relaxing. Colorful and colorless at different times that it's enough to estimate Itself to be transparent. "So why explain?" It thinks.But take Its own experience as advice..it's much more comfortable to let someone on your rubixcouch to relax and be messy enough to spill your secrets.Favorite leisure time activities include taking a look at Itself through a TV screen,soundtracking "Major lazer" in a snowy lane which it blends with, perfectly as it fades into the white..no more distinguishable. It could time travel all It wants with me but I wouldn't want my time to actually travel.
Known to be adventurous as It tries to find meaning in a world full Alice's dreams with Its trusted sidekick Puki.Like Shaggy and Scooby or more like Snoopy and Scooby as it resembles Snoopy a bit (you can reminisce about Japan all you want aunty). Extremely slow at getting jokes. Advertisement in the classifieds for a smart white horse. Magic will happen.. a bit less temporarily so it would seem permanent. Cuz it's all about perception and really bad jokes that you don't want to laugh to, but you do anyway cuz they are so stupid. Those are the ones you will remember. Like Rachel and Ross together at the end. Don’t live life, live laugh. I swear It could swear all It wants as It raps along to all Its honesty. Has a fondness for simplicity. If I traced its outlines on a blank paper it would read "spotless" unlike razorboy.Consumes fruits. Has extensive beautiful thoughts and reminds people of an Eternal Summering in Rivendale (An invented season in a different dimension between Summer and Spring) ..Eternally electric, in a world where everything has its season.
hummy( short for hummingbird)-the name that I will call it by.
Friend:hummy..
It:i'm sorry but only certain people get to call me hummy"
gimhaneedle-weapon of fury it uses to sting people
Gossipy girl 1: "her arguements were so stupid..she had enough of that fat bitch in tight shorts ..she used her gimhaneedle "
Gossipy girl 2:"OMG really?"
hummy( short for hummingbird)-the name that I will call it by.
Friend:hummy..
It:i'm sorry but only certain people get to call me hummy"
gimhaneedle-weapon of fury it uses to sting people
Gossipy girl 1: "her arguements were so stupid..she had enough of that fat bitch in tight shorts ..she used her gimhaneedle "
Gossipy girl 2:"OMG really?"
by nush February 15, 2014
Get the gimhanee mug.A person that creates the wow factor. A person that everyone wants to be or look like. Male or female they are envied because the other person is lacking in personal style, money, personality or any other reason at the time.
by Marie256 December 12, 2006
Get the pimpanzee mug.Ghetto - type mofo of a darker species, particularly an older male (aka silverback or "O.G.") who thinks of himself as some sort of "I earned myself some respect foo!" type of person, justifying to himself and others that wanted his clout by acting as pimp to a handful of trashy ugly white bitches and occasionally buying stuff that the hood doesn't want or need, paid in full with the hooker money. Usually these creatures can be most accurately described as looking like a cross between a caveman, a chimp, and a clusterfuck of bright colored and tasteless knockoff clothes
This pimpanzee is throwing a huge surprise birfday bash for that new ho, that blond they call ivory or some shit....
by jimjones, omnibeing May 27, 2017
Get the Pimpanzee mug.A simp, but to a huge degree. Millennial or Zoomer who thinks he can nice guy his way into women’s pants, then gets all enraged when it doesn’t work because woman don’t actually like simps. The simpanzee is significantly worse than a simp in degree.
Look at my man buying his “best female friend” dinner again so he can not close with her. My man is a simpanzee.
by CPT Ron July 21, 2024
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