pimpanzee 

one who might be considered a pimp yet no one knows why, usually because they lack many things. Also, the "anzee" ending comes from the word chimp. Many pimpanzess are animals from the wildlife, hence the name. Many pimpanzees are national icons as well. They usually also like wroatches.

Woah he gets so many girls! what a pimpanzee.

I wish i could pimpanzee it like she does.

pimpanzee by Boolie August 29, 2008

pimpanzee 

A person that creates the wow factor. A person that everyone wants to be or look like. Male or female they are envied because the other person is lacking in personal style, money, personality or any other reason at the time.

"Dammmmnn that shirt makes you look pimpanzee."

"I wish I could be a pimpanzee like you!"

pimpanzee by Marie256 December 12, 2006

Pimpanzee 

Ghetto - type mofo of a darker species, particularly an older male (aka silverback or "O.G.") who thinks of himself as some sort of "I earned myself some respect foo!" type of person, justifying to himself and others that wanted his clout by acting as pimp to a handful of trashy ugly white bitches and occasionally buying stuff that the hood doesn't want or need, paid in full with the hooker money. Usually these creatures can be most accurately described as looking like a cross between a caveman, a chimp, and a clusterfuck of bright colored and tasteless knockoff clothes

This pimpanzee is throwing a huge surprise birfday bash for that new ho, that blond they call ivory or some shit....

Pimpanzee by jimjones, omnibeing May 27, 2017

timpanzee 

When a dude named tim is acting like a monkey

Last night my friend tim was so fucked up he was literally bouncing off the walls. I guess he was just letting out his inner timpanzee!

timpanzee by d.t.v. May 24, 2021

Simpanzee 

Just like a simp but over the top. A simpanzee will not only simp for pussy, but will also simp for their Mother. Usually a MILF.

Hamish is such a simpanzee. I seen him hook up with Felicia’s Mother.

Simpanzee by VACATION PLANS! February 26, 2020

Simpanzee 

Is A Beta Male Is always jealous of Single Alpha Males. And wishes he could be free and liberated from that which he loathes. For he is owned and his sympathetic behaviors have Either Forever trapped him in the Perils of the Friendzone. Or he is dragged around by his significant other like a knock off Louis Voutton Suitcase.

Sadly to say My a friend You are A Simpanzee.
Word Credited By KingTin@youtube

Look at Chad Over their Getting Dragged Around By His Wife like a Simpanzee. I bet he hasn’t gotten action in atleast a few years. And I bet she is monkey branching on Instagram. He only graduated from the friendzone because of his Blue Pill White Collar Cuck Bucks.

Simpanzee by Lopaka R May 7, 2019

simpanzee 

A person who is a hardcore simp for another. They are such an extreme simp that they have descended past the level of humanity and are now an animal (hence the reference to "chimpanzee").

Did you see Bob? He's been simping over Michael for three months now and his simpery is showing no signs of stopping. He's become a real simpanzee.

simpanzee by eyelidlash July 18, 2021