fuckopotamus

a jerk someone who will never get laid because they're such an ass clown.

Girl: god that guy who was hitting on me if such a fuckopotamus

Girl: yeah he's definetley going home alone tonight

by hanna logan January 19, 2008

fuckpoop

To poop one's pants while lying on a bed while fucking a girl in the ass simultaneously. Like this:

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"I fuckin' fuckpooped my pants."

by Boondock April 22, 2006

fuckpuppet

One who serves no useful purpose aside from sex, esp. one who thinks they have a purpose due to being cleverly manipulated.

She's not my girlfriend; she's just a fuckpuppet.

by Beau Nobo June 11, 2003

fuckmop

a mop which is used for cleansing of fuck... also a derogitory statement aimed at either sex to lower their self esteem or genrally lead to thier desire to end thier own lives.

i fucking hate you you dirty fuckmop

by davidwating July 25, 2003

fuckophobia

Someboby who is scared of sex because they worry that they will not be good enough in bed to satisfy there sexual partener.

I have a really bad case of fuckophobia with him/her.

by Jackalus December 8, 2005

fuckopath

When you continual fuck over, fuck up, fuck with, all aspects of society for no reason other then to enjoy the discomfort caused by doing so!

You are such a fuckopath piece of shit for telling the boss that the idea to save money was yours and not mine.

by Jzeppelin December 16, 2008

fuckpot

standardized unit of measurement. plethora of. too much.

That lady had a whole fuckpot of kids!

by 77Horses August 27, 2010