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fuckopath 

When you continual fuck over, fuck up, fuck with, all aspects of society for no reason other then to enjoy the discomfort caused by doing so!
You are such a fuckopath piece of shit for telling the boss that the idea to save money was yours and not mine.
fuckopath by Jzeppelin December 16, 2008
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fuckopathology

The scientific study of disorders related to fucking.
He showed obvious evidence of genuine fuckopathology.

fuckopathologist 

A person who specializes in the analysis of fucking disorders.
He was a highly recognized and talented fuckopathologist who was able to quickly nail down the cause of anyone’s sexual dysfunction.

fuckathon 

an event where a guy and a chick get it on repeatedly, as if they're never gonna stop
"How was your date?"
"Lasted all weekend, a real fuckathon.I was exhausted by Monday morning, glad to go to work."
fuckathon by Jake March 15, 2004

fuckopotamus

a jerk someone who will never get laid because they're such an ass clown.
Girl: god that guy who was hitting on me if such a fuckopotamus

Girl: yeah he's definetley going home alone tonight
fuckopotamus by hanna logan January 19, 2008

faciopath 

Those who spend hours on Facebook, and simply are obsessed with others status updates and photos. They have to either like every single status or leave a comment.
On ocassions when they're not on facebook and are with friends, they still talk about other people's facebook statuses.
She's such a faciopath I had to block her.
faciopath by DrunkGuru May 2, 2011

fuckdeath 

Fuckdeath is where you are fucked to death by anal sex like Justin Bieber should
shit bomb is 10,000 times better happening to you than fuckdeath
fuckdeath by JOJONATOR BALLz November 27, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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