Fuckjobbing 

1) Putting a large amount of effort into doing something badly. More often than not, unintentionally. People that are doing the fuck jobs rarely see their utter abortions as anything except works of art.

2) When you injure yourself spectacularly in an incredibly stupid fashion.

1) The men watched, transfixed. Even after their handy hints, Sheila continued fuckjobbing the Creosote and gazing appreciatively at the terrible mess.

2) Sorry I didn't text you back. It was due to me fuckjobbing my finger by poking the blades on my blender when it was plugged in.

Fuckjobbing by MagickDio July 6, 2011

fuckjob 

An orchestrated move in financial markets that results in heavy losses to active participants. The only side that wins during a fuckjob is the broker executing your orders.

Rob - "tough day trading...straight down, then straight up. very hard to get a read on what price wanted to do"

Johnny - "yes, what a total fuckjob"

fuckjob by rmkid March 4, 2019

Federal Fuckjob 

The manipulative shutdown of the Federal government by the Racist in Chief as he attempts another extortion aimed at the American people.

The Don of the United States mafia has lamely and callously crafted this sadly psychopathic Federal Fuckjob.

Federal Fuckjob by Dr Bunnygirl January 8, 2019

fuckjob 

a person who does really stupid shit, and fucks stuff up that shouldn't be.

Dude, that guy's a total fuckjob.

fuckjob by Travis May 17, 2003

fuckjobber 

one who fucks people over for a living.

"What a bitch, she is a real fuckjobber"

fuckjobber by Lisa14 July 13, 2006

fuckjobbie

a person who does or says stupid or things, a person of general dislike, a person you hate; variations include fuckjobberoo

Brent: I like to whack off to pictures of your brother, while I watch MTV.
Dan: You are a fuckjobbie.

fuckjobbie by Anonymous July 29, 2003

Fuckjob 

When you successfully make your wife or girlfriend jizz their pants. The act of having sex to a complete organsmic adventure. A true vagtastic voyage that you can share the tale with your pals.

Kendra - Hey, why didn't you come into work last night, we called you.

Mike - Well you see I would've but I don't like work and I was too busy giving my wife a really good fuckjob. Totally mind blow.

Fuckjob by Dada123456 March 21, 2023