freedom-fondle

To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.

I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.

by TSAUSA November 25, 2010

frundle

noun; a female grundle; the narrow strip of skin between the butthole and the snatch

Yeah dude, she was on her period so I just lubed up the frundle.

by poopdexter July 26, 2009

Frondled

The act of having sex with a man, then having an argument straight afterwards and then having sex again

“Me and Veronica frondled last night.”

by SlangForDays August 18, 2020

Fondler on the roof

Not to be confused with the famous musical "Fiddler on the roof". Fondler on the roof involves the action of touching your own or another individual's genitalia on the roof of an apartment, house, dwelling etc.

Instead of watching Fiddler on the Roof I decided to play "Fondler on the roof" with Jimmy!

by FondleKING10000 March 4, 2011

schlong fondler

one who fondles schlong(s)

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.

by vulvahammer May 28, 2010

Federal Fondle

To be subjected to an enhanced 'pat down' by federal TSA cronies at the airport.

Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude."

Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"

by whev November 20, 2010

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.

Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

by Flogendorf July 24, 2012