Spag'Embryos and Foetus'balls

The act of eating a womans embryo without permission serving it with spaghetti and tomato sauce, in ball form, in an effort to recreate the authentic Italian dish

Last night my wife and I recreated the scene from Lady and the Tramp with Spag'Embryos and Foetus'balls, it was iconic

by fetus-queen November 2, 2019

foetus face

This is a rare term used to mock/describe a male who has not devloped any signs of facial hair even though they have hit puberty.

Wow look at Justin Beiber he's got a bit of a foetus face.
-OR-
Look at that 18 year old he's still got a bit of a foetus face.

by catskins-atkins March 31, 2011

foetus

A slimy little teat of a human, born 12 months premature with extensive megalomania

Christ that Sasha is a fucking foetues!!

by Sasha Kingsbury McDill May 10, 2004

Foetus

A bulge or growth that a woman has in her stomach that looks strange and creepy when she does not have the excuse of being pregnant. It is kind of like a beer belly that is caused by excess drinking of canned energy drinks.

What is wrong with Jos's stomach? It looks like she has a foetus growing out of it.

by Dancin Boy October 10, 2008

festus

Worst deputy ever. Call him fetus a lot to make him mad

Festus:booty twerk

Person one:go away fetus

by Dirty harriettt January 14, 2014

festus

penguin ass nigga. he ask a lot of questions. he also wears a lot of suits. double breasted ones.

I was with Festus and before we had sex, he asked me how cold I was today.

by drakespubichair February 21, 2020

fosture

fart posture; any position in which farting becomes easier and more enjoyable or satisfactory.

My brother practices fosture by spreading his butt cheeks and farting into the air. The positions of fosture are endless.

by doodooking13 June 28, 2012