footerbation

when a girl on boy or boy on boy rubs his or her feet angainst a penis

dude jenny gave me footerbation last night she was rubbing it so hard!,God i love footerbation the feeling is awesome, I got footerbationed so hard last night she was touching me so much,footerbation is awesome it strocks it alot,Oh yeah yeah yeah footerbation me harder harder.I herd those two gay guys gave themselves footerbation.

by Jackulate January 18, 2008

Fonterbate

To "get off" on attacking and harassing someone in a chat room. To e-mail or to continuously "snert" someone in a chat room. Masturbating to the word's on a computer screen.

He sure loves to attack people who disagree with him in the chatroom. I bet he "fonterbate's" to it while he attacks them.

by Rifco March 24, 2009

fasturbate

the act of pleasuring oneself quickly so that they can get off before their roommates come back.

"Dude, why are you so sweaty?"

"While you were in the bathroom, I felt the need to fasturbate."

by CasimirdaGreat October 28, 2012

Foxturbation

Noun - The act of watching FOX News to obtain talking points which justify one's racist gut inclinations.

This morning, during "Executive Time", President Trump honed his skills of Foxturbation for three hours straight.

by Anyone Buttrump May 10, 2018

Fapturbate

Masturbating in a way that where your hand slaps and or slapping your scrotum while stroking down to make a smacking noise.

My friend and I had a fapturbating contest we wanted to see who could do it louder before teachers outside the bathroom could hear us. When we fapturbate our scrotums get so red from the smacking.

by Scrotum Slayer May 15, 2018

Fasturbate

The quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. Usually applies to young middle school students with a small penis and a weak sense of longevity. Can be good for breaks between classes and/or in class.

"Jebus, I really hope that the teacher doesn't catch me beatin' the meat, because I am terribly ashamed of my small penis. What if she laughs at me! Well, I guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!"

Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"

by Sarga April 2, 2008

Faturbate

The act of using your inner thigh fat to masturbate.

Dude 1: Yo, last night I got bored so I decided to faturbate.
Dude 2: That's gross dude.

by Mutheryucka March 4, 2016