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Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
by Eddie Domingez March 19, 2008
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Fessed

To be upset, annoyed, or agitated about something
Bruh, why are you so fessed? It wasn't even about you!
by Smb July 4, 2018
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feisty panda

when a woman is performing fellatio she sucks the tip as if "chewing on bamboo" and as you ejaculate you punch her in both her eyes. leaving her a feisty panda.
"dude i cant believe you turned that girl into a feisty panda"
Sean just made a girl into a feisty panda
by Dr Hosslehoff November 15, 2012
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Ass Fissure

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe
I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.
by Merkin March 6, 2007
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fess up

"Fess up or we'll all be caught"
by Pete January 20, 2004
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fess

short for confess. Most popularly used when asking a friend to 'fess up
by J to the Y to the D to the E February 6, 2003
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Fisse

Fisse, fisse, fez, fez
by Aslak March 9, 2006
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