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The act of pissing oneself while farting.
Guy 1: Oh man, I got a crazy one coming.
Guy 2: Oh dude you're about to rip?
Guy 1: Nah never mind man I didn't want to fiss myself so I aborted it.
by Giants357 December 06, 2012
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A weak, barely audible fart of weak smell potency usually generated by petite women. Hard to detect because it is not accompanied by the moustache-hair-burning odor common to most recognizable farts. Low on Scoville Scale Heat Units, SHU's.
Karen, did you just fiss or was that a hiss coming from the jukebox?
by Roland819 November 23, 2006
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n. 1) urine;
v. 1) to urinate; 2) polite manner of saying 'piss'; 3) abbreviated form of 'fissilate' and 'fissilations'
E.g. "Man, I need a fiss" or "Please excuse me, I need to fissilate"
by Ihatejobsworths February 22, 2010
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A farty piss.

When one farts whilst going for a wee.
Oh mate. I was at the public toilet the other day- this guy came to piss next to me. By his expression you could tell he was having a Fiss.
by BlackJesusxx May 11, 2016
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what ronnie doesn't like
ronnie don't like fiss.
ronnie is a BAD BAD man.
by |ram| June 30, 2003
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