Factuals

Something that is so true facts isn’t enough.

Him: Yeah, that girls a hoe.

Me: Factuals...🤷🏼 ♀️

by Ndinsi November 2, 2018

fartalito

Spanglish word for a small fart.

Jose: What is that smell ese?
Pancho: It's only a fartalito, homie.

by panchoypepe November 16, 2006

factually correct

A completely and utterly accurate statement which is above dispute or debate. Usage pioneered by ESPN fantasy analysts Matthew Berry and Nate Ravitz.

Ricky Nolasco had a 9.5 K/9 ratio in 2009. That is factually correct.

by Jesseberger March 10, 2010

Fartial

A bare-ass fart to the face. One part fart, one part facial.

Did you see that awesome fartial video with those brazilian chicks farting in each others mouths and shit?

by JustSqueezed April 6, 2010

factual facts

facts that are so factual you just fucking accept it.

"you are so full of factual facts."
"that right there is a factual fact."

by Impactual Factual™ July 30, 2013

Straight factuals no captuals

When you are hearing someone spitting facts you can reply by saying this and it will imply that you are 100% in agreement with what they are saying.

Gabe- yo this jacket is cold bruh
TJ- yo that’s straight factuals no captuals

by TJ from the way December 30, 2018

Not intended to be a factual statement

An excuse released by the office of Minnesota Senator Jon Kyle after telling a blatant lie on the senate floor and getting called out for it the next day by the offended parties.

Used nowadays to say things that would normally be considered quite libelous and whacky.

Stephen Colbert aired the story on his show, the Colbert Report, then spent the night twittering nonsense phrases about the senator, using the HashTag "#NotIntendedtobeaFactualStatement".

Jon Kyle is actually one of Gaddafi's sexy lady ninja bodyguards

*not intended to be a factual statement

by dbrow127 May 4, 2011