When you facepalm with a hand you just farted on. Useful in analysis of the fart's contents. Especially potent when wearing knitted gloves or mittens.
I just fartpalmed and now my nose is burning. I have got to lay off the 4-alarm chili.
Ugh, dude! That's nasty. Fartpalm on your own time dude, not while i'm trying to enjoy my nachos!
Ugh, dude! That's nasty. Fartpalm on your own time dude, not while i'm trying to enjoy my nachos!
by SoundSamK November 12, 2013