fartual

The process that an individual goes through in the moments just before passing gas. It can be as simple as a blink of an eye, to an announcement such as, "Hey everyone, check out the sound I plan to make with my asshole!"

Bill: Ugh, who farted?

Sabrina: Tim did. I know his fartual; he scratches his shoulder just before he farts.

fartual by The Divine Clock May 11, 2014

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Fartalicious

an adjective used to describe a fart so neatly potent and crisp-sounding in nature that one can almost picture an illustration of a fart so clean-cut and 'deliciously juicy'

that was an extremely fartalicious fart bertha just emitted

Fartalicious by hemik December 23, 2009

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fartballs

A vicious, highly infectious disease in men that is spread when the groin region gets intentionally farted on by another person (not necessarily one with fartballs). Common symptoms are denial and irrational aggressiveness towards people named Michael.

Bob: Hey Michael, I heard Joey has fartballs
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!

fartballs by Jack Fitzy February 15, 2022

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factual food

Factual food- food is usually a matter of taste,however there are a few foods that as a matter of fact taste good! Pizza,burgers,and fries are a good example. So,if someone claims they "don't like pizza" you know they are just being an ass, because pizza is a factual food. That means everybody likes and they're just trying to be different. Now everything they say is suspect.

Dad- Marty eat your fried chicken .
Marty- I don't like fried chicken.
Dad- that's nonsense fried chicken is a factual food.
Marty- it is?
Dad - yep!

Marty eats fried chicken and enjoys it!

factual food by Big daddy Thorne July 19, 2016