fartsounds

The dulcet tones of a long-term marriage.

Early on in our relationship I would always hear his heartsounds, but now it’s round-the-clock fartsounds!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

Fartion

Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.

I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 18, 2009

Fartcore

Fartcore is not to be confused with Deathfart. Fartcore still retains the underlying melody of flatulence. There's more oxygen and hydrogen. Deathfart is all about the rhythm of sulphur.

Gustav switched from a life of Taco Libre and Deathfart to Sibylla and Fartcore, and we are all breathing easier.

by Tia Mat November 2, 2015

fartocracy

A form of de facto control maintained by farting dissenters into submission.

I can't disagree with anything Bob says because I fear his ass so much. He's crushing us with his tyrannical fartocracy.

by Pearlcaster007 March 17, 2008

fartophobe

A person who has an irrational fear of farts.

A: Eww! That stinks! I can't believe you just farted right next to me!
B: Don't be such a fartophobe!

by Jo McF December 24, 2007

fartload

Not quite a shitload but still a whole lot. Significant due to the extreme number of fart molecules in on flatus; but not as substantiative as a shitload as farts are gaseous and shit is solid (usually)

I was unable to find a copy of "Sleepless in Seattle" like my wife requested but, unfortunately for me, Blockbuster had a fartload of them on sale previously viewed.

by Carlix February 7, 2003

fartosaurus

A massively monstrous amount of flatus.

Dave knocked out the whole class his fartosaurus!

by M3rc3h May 4, 2010