fartageddon

many people farting in a tight space all at once

there was a fartageddon on the school bus yesterday

by mulletman59 May 4, 2015

fartage

waxing (in French). for cross country skis

fartage pour ski du fond
(waxing for cross-country skiing)

by nhbill January 17, 2008

De fattige er sku så kedelige

It's the most facts ever spoken and just means that if you don't have a lot of money you are boring

- Hello butler Charles how are you today?
- I am very good thnk you, I just saw someone drive an Audi
- ahahahah "de fattige er sku så kedelige"

by Man, Myth, Legend ossi January 3, 2022

fartiment

Something to enhance the effectiveness of your flatulence. Examples are vienna franks, coffee, warm beer, beets, most anything found on the food shelves of 24 hour markets.

Tom was blowing me out the car with his farts.

What did you do?

I stopped at the Food Mart and got some fartiments...a bag of Cheetos, a can of vienna franks, a warm PBR, and a can of beans. In around 10 minutes I let go a wet one. He was hanging his head out the window and crying like a rat eating onions.

by Mr. Brown Pants Times Two May 28, 2009

fartiferous

Smelling like farts, possessing an odor reminiscent of bodily gas. Derived from the word fart.

Watch out! He is very fartiferous today - the whole room smells like sewer gas when he walks in

by starlene July 29, 2003

Fartive glance

Often confused with a furtive glance the fartive glance is one of a more guilty standpoint. After one "cuts the cheese" in a public space, there is often a look on the face of the cheese cutter of embarrassment, as they look around to make sure no one heard/ smelt the passing of gas. The fartive glance can also be a glance of pride, if the cheese cutter is particularly pleased with how he or she cut his or her piece of cheese.

During the staff meeting, after the advertising department went out for enchiladas, Bob was significantly bloated. As the dean of the school was presenting his power point, an enormous fart cut him off mid sentence. Everyone looked around the room and immediately noticed the fartive glance on Bob's face.

by chattyandfunny December 4, 2010

Fartier

The act of being more flatulent.

Later that morning after eating three bran muffins, my butt was fartier than usual.

by Jack Assman August 25, 2011