fappic

Something that is epic to the fap degree.

D: "brb im going to clean my laptop up to much on it"
J: "that was.......fappic D"

by JakobTTx December 22, 2009

fapicture

A photograph - anywhere in the spectrum from a facebook post to graphic pornography - that inspires immediate and vigorous masturbation.

The facebook pics from her Mexican vacation showcased her hard work to achieve a beach body and the subtle bikini camel-toe shots are some of the best fapictures I've ever seen. Yes, she's my friend, but those fapictures will have me beating my poor stupid cock like I caught him stealing. She has defined a new inspiration for masturbation.

by tommyludd March 18, 2014

Fanpic

A picture of a girl in sexy underwear and a bra.

can i have a fanpic?

by Aiméeemmx August 6, 2011

Factics

Tactics fat chicks use in a vein attempt to get you attached in order to avoid instant rejection upon actually meeting them in person. (ie. cropping their photo (if they have one!) around the face only and on a flattering angle, posting photos of themselves when younger/slimmer, avoiding meeting in person until they've gotten to know you VERY well, etc.)

Girl: We've only been corresponding for 3 weeks ...I think it's too early to meet in person!
Guy: That's OK, I'm familiar with your factics. I'm moving on with a slimmer girl I'm in contact with... good luck!

by The BooMan July 8, 2012

facepic

Not to be confused with it's video counterpart, the faceflick, a facepic is a picture that "just has to go on facebook".

"OMG, that is such a facepic!"

"Dude...total facepic right there!"

by B. LaBoon April 10, 2008

fapcicle

The result of fapping in a cold environment and having your hand freeze, usually after the effect of being colder than a polar bear's cock

Dude, last night was so cold, I got a fapcicle!

by andres11 November 7, 2013

Fappichino

Having any type of caffine infused drink then masturbating, usually resulting in dick rash.

" Last night, I had a bad case of fappichino."

by RageFurious December 22, 2016