Vampirates

Amazing punk rock band from Reno, Nevada, but originally formed in Ashland, Oregon.

I saw the Vampirates last night and they totally destroyed everything.

by Vampirates January 21, 2009

Vampirate

A person who is both a Vampire and a Pirate. A person with a dick personality who sucks the life out of you.

B: That guy is such a D-Bag.
L: He is such a Vampirate - he sucks the life out of the place.

by CU Masta August 26, 2009

evaporated jew

when you are so hot you feel as though your sweat is evaporating like a jew in an oven

"Bro its 100 degrees out here!"
"I know bro! I feel like an evaporated Jew!"

by JoJoVapor April 5, 2021

evaporated milk

The breast milk of an old woman.

A: "man, I want to be all over her so bad"
B: "dude your sick I can't believe your into her, she old enough to be you grandma. You into evaporated milk?"

A: "what can I say, they get better with age!"

by Moistmonster December 30, 2013

vampirate

See Ema

by Lil' T August 12, 2003

evampire

1. to suck the blood of.
2. to engulf.

1. He was evampired by a horde of mosquitoes last night.
2. The fire completely evampired the building.

by uttam maharjan May 18, 2011

evaporate my tenderloin

To Evaporate your Tenderloin is to beat your dick so fucking hard your meat (a.k.a Tenderloin) disappears(evaporates) into nothingness.

"Ah hell ya dude, this video of Paul Walker & Bob Ross painting each other's nude bodies makes me want to evaporate my tenderloin!"

by Tenderloin Evaporator December 9, 2017