Douchanese

The language spoken by douchebags, wiggers, etc.

Methinks "nagguh" is Douchanese for "my fellow dicktard."

by leo3375 December 15, 2009

Douchenerd

A douchebag who plays FPSers and actually pays attention to all the names of the weapons in the game. They seem to run in packs of other douchenerds and will consistently teabag you after killing you with bitch tactics such as the "Run stab run," "Noob Tuber," or the "I've played this game for over 80 hours and can snipe you within 5 seconds of spawn cause I'm just that good." They love to trash talk and call your mom a whore. They don't say the names of their games aloud, instead they use acronyms to show how "hardcore" they are.

"Hey John are you gonna get the new Call of Duty?"
"Nah, there's too many douchenerds who'll prestige in a few hours from release."

by Richard Headson November 8, 2011

Doucheon

A person who think that they are God's gift to earth. Usually wears all matching attire from many different extreme sport sponsors. If the stores Pacsun and zZumies had a poster child

The pop punk Travis Barker look-a-likes

The Tough Guy of the group.

Brennan "Lemons" O'Malley

Check out the doucheon with the tilted Famous hat

by jesuschristaldolfyo July 30, 2009

docbones

Orthopedics surgeon. One with great skill and knowledge of skeletal anatomy and the repair of bone injuries and deformations.

X: I used to play on the trampoline, but when it broke--it crushed my legs, cracked my spine, and tore my big toe clean off.

Y: What? You don't even limp.

X: Yeah, my docbones fixed me right up, but she couldn't do shit for my trampoline. Reckon I wasn't meant to bounce.

by noriknowitall July 25, 2011

Douchiness

n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.

Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.

by chad-o February 21, 2009

douchbagery

(douch-bag-ery)
The universal measurement of how much a douche/douchbag some is or is being at any given time.

wow i cant believe you pulled that bukkshit! your douchbagery is fukin astounding!

by jibbarousseau May 29, 2009

doucheness

adj. capacity of being a douche

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous

by levi parker September 5, 2007