docbones

Orthopedics surgeon. One with great skill and knowledge of skeletal anatomy and the repair of bone injuries and deformations.

X: I used to play on the trampoline, but when it broke--it crushed my legs, cracked my spine, and tore my big toe clean off.

Y: What? You don't even limp.

X: Yeah, my docbones fixed me right up, but she couldn't do shit for my trampoline. Reckon I wasn't meant to bounce.

by noriknowitall July 25, 2011