Diet Coke

A drink that turns you gay.

Penises and Diet Coke, same thing.

by drzimo December 14, 2009

diet coke

a) Diet CocaCola
b) Artificial sweetener snorted by dumb diet-crazed blondes.

The coke in the silver can.

What that dumb chick in math has on her nose.

by Macadaciouse May 5, 2004

diet coke

What people drink to be "healthy", it is in fact far more unhealthy than regular Coke due to the aspartame contained within which can eat holes in the brain.

"Got any Diet Coke?"
"No, but I've got some drano you can chug."

by Angry Liberal June 7, 2005

Diet Coke

A girl who is under the legal drinking age, and so must order a soda instead of alcoholic beverage when dining.

Bartender: "What will it be?"
Man: "I'll have a beer, and she will have a diet coke."

by jshwa5 April 22, 2008

diet coke

Cocaine - as used by the rap group Clipse in the song "Hello New World".

Baggin' up grams at the Hyatt though. The news called it crack, I called it Diet Coke.

by TheManHere July 2, 2007

Diet Coke

The stuff I can't get enuff of; second to sex. Diet Coke is my beverage of choice!!!! I can go through a twelve pack of Diet Coke in two days. I am addicted to Diet Coke.

Diet Coke is the best soda ever!!!

by Lilia October 10, 2005

diet coke

A drink with no nutritional value but apparently some people like how it tastes. Water seems like a much better substitute for diet coke or diet anything for that matter.

Drive-thru attendant: "Would you like a drink with that?"

Dude 1: "How much is a drink - a diet coke?"

Attendant: "It's 1.29."

Dude 2(in car too): "Dude, ask for water and see if they charge."

Dude 1: "Ummm.. how much do you charge for a small cup of water."

Attendant: "It's free."

Dude 2: "Get that, and one for me too. After all, aren't we saving up for our future rides hopefully?"

Dude 1: "Word." *To attendant*: "Water it is then. We'll have the H two O sweetie."

Dude 2: "Good deal man."

by Adel7 September 23, 2007