Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don'tget blown away, and wonder how you're still alive when it's over.
My diarrhea is so bad that I couldn't walk for five days afterwards.
Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok
The specific type of regret that follows after eating a meal that does not agree with you, and typically you get diarrhea (or constipation, or god forbid a horrid fusion of the two that results in the shotgun shit).
After eating that awful burrito with six different hot sauces you sit on the toilet and have diarregret, and with every splash you hate your past self just a little more.
A very controversial practice of a human getting arrested by a non-human police officer. Originated in South Africa in 1958 when the former rogue state's secret police hired 300K non-human police officers to arrest humans who are opponents of their former regime. It was extremely notorious during early-mid 1969 to late-2019. Like Diarrhea Kidnapping, it was discovered by the US government.