diarrheagret

The specific type of regret that follows after eating a meal that does not agree with you, and typically you get diarrhea (or constipation, or god forbid a horrid fusion of the two that results in the shotgun shit).

After eating that awful burrito with six different hot sauces you sit on the toilet and have diarregret, and with every splash you hate your past self just a little more.

"Shouldn't have gotten that indian food man...I got diarrheagret"

by Bleedscarlet February 2, 2018

diarrheabetes

The act of having Diarrhea and Diabetes at the same time.

Person 1: "Dude, the doc told me I had diabetes."
Person 2: "Damn dude, what are you going to do now?"
Person 1: "Go home and take a crap, I have diarrhea too."
Person 2: "Aw dude, diarrheabetes! Bad one!"

by Axhibeck November 27, 2013

Diarrheared

The verb usage of the word diarrhea.

"The Force Awakens was good. .... Then the Last Jedi came in and fucking diarrheared all over the screen for two hours."
-BQ "Tell em Steve Dave Podcast Ep 412 (53:45)"

by Harambe Targaryen June 25, 2021

Diarrheabetes

When you shit something out and it hurts your stomach.

My dog has diarrheabetes.

by Wordmaker4200 June 10, 2024