Cuntwaffle

Something to stuff a twat with

1. Dave can be such a cuntwaffle

2. Got a cuntwaffle? I'm on the rag

by Tobi1K3nobi May 27, 2009

CUNTWAFFLE

1> Term of endearment, such as "bro", "homey", "nigga" or "cunty".

2> Used to describe an ex-gurlfriend or a chickenhead.

That cuntwaffle can eat a dick!

by Seth January 14, 2005

Cuntwaffle

Two men both 14 or 15 in the back of a science biology classroom looking at the urban dictionary of slutmuffin, Or a pussy that taste sweet and can be compared to a waffle.

Look at those two cuntwaffles.

Wow I love your cuntwaffles.

by Two guys in Biology class March 13, 2018

cuntwaffle

A wide range of meanings, not always bad, just a name for someone and you choose the meaning behind it. My cousin made this word up, and it took the world by storm.

"Keith put my shoe down you stupid cuntwaffle!"

by RazrBladeKitty April 29, 2005

cuntwaffler

someone who wears a funny looking hat while running around every time someone blows a whistle.

"look at that cuntwaffler"

"Jamie is a cuntwaffler"

by korby221212 April 6, 2009

cuntiff

cuntiff (noun) the ass you see in the front of a woman. A GIANT camel toe which looks like an ass in the front!

Dude check out that ladies cuntiff!

by Killin It K November 17, 2011

Cuntwaffle

The state of being such a cunt that you are become a bluewaffle. This can happen when a rather large woman sits on your face and you are given the mixer.

Miki: look at the guy over there
Midget: yeah what a cuntwaffle

by Raphhhhhhhhhhh July 10, 2014