cumdolance

Recognition of/ability to relate to the heart sinking feeling of when you are unable to cum during intercourse, not due to a lack of desire, but rather because of a momentary lack of ability to do so.

My cumdolance to you and your balls after that unsuccessful sexual adventure

by Dank hor January 26, 2023

Clambulance

For injured molluscs

I found a dehydrated scallop at the beach, so I called a clambulance.

by SqueekD October 22, 2011

cabulance

The thing that rescues you from having to walk home drunk.

Dude, I am totally tossed. Let's get a cabulance.

by chester January 29, 2004

Mumbulance

(noun) (US: Mombulance) The name given to the vehicle (and driver) that comes to rescue you from a drunken emergency, anytime after 3am. The mumbulance is usually only called as a last resort. The mumbulance is always driven by the victim's mother.

The mumbulance is a service provided by the Mum brigade.

A: "How the fuck did you get home last night? You were wasted! Did you get a cab?"

B: "No, I lost my wallet and threw up. I had to call the mumbulance. She wasnt happy."

A: "Standard."

by Rainer Schubert April 4, 2009

cabulance

A vehicle, usually operated by a private ambulance service or a municipal transit agency, designed to transport persons who use a wheel chair to medically necessary appointments.

A cabulance is dispatched by a private ambulance service to transport a person who receives medicaid benefits, and lacks reliable transportation to lifesaving dialysis appointments.

by MotoKam March 30, 2015

Curbulence

The jolt of a car as it hits the curb

*drives over the curb*
"Sorry folks we're experiencing a little curbulence"

by Oneisthelonliestnumber July 7, 2016

Cumbiancé

The moment after sexual intercourse, when one cums simultaneously with their partner. That euphoric feeling is the achievement of cumbiancé.

The atmospheres cumbiancé had the ballroom's undivided attention.

by AgentSpankz_bbankks July 7, 2019