creeper

A large green figure found in Minecraft that if it comes close to you it will sizzle and then proceed to blow up usually causing property damage and emotional distress.
"Thatssssss a very nicccccce everything you got there! SSSSsssssSSSS" said the creeper.
by Minecrafter66 April 11, 2011
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a girl who tries to say sexy and uncomfortable things to a guy in an attempt to creep him out. CJ's typically blush to these comments, but the girl doesnt give up. tonights the night.
creeper: "youre a fine piece of ass."
by meg.meg.megatron September 05, 2010
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Creepers are creatures - specifically human beings, but could possibly be other species of animals (to a much lesser degree) - that are notorious for creeping. What does “creeping” entail, and how do you spot a creeper? Creepers display a bizarre, and sometimes compulsive, attraction towards a person. Creeping is the verb that describes what a creeper undertakes.
1. Persistence to get involved in your life somehow: Even if all you say to them is “Hi,” this brings satisfaction to them. But no, creepers want more. They will try their darndest to strike up a conversation with you, even if it is severely lacking in interest on your behalf. They will follow you every which way you go. They will talk about you with your friends, asking them questions about you and trying to reap information about you, even if they were people that they usually wouldn’t even think of conversing with because they were just so creepy. They will take the most miniscule joke that you make, latch onto it, and deem it as something “special” between the two of you. They will find your Facebook, Myspace, or other social networking profile that you may have and creep you on that. The worst, though, is when they find out your phone number or screen name, and they excessively instant message you, text you, or call you. Creepers, as we call them, also give a name to their “creepee,” and will constantly refer to them as that.
2. The “Sorry, I’m not interested” Shpeel: Again, creepers are beings of a very persistent nature. Once you get annoyed of their characteristics that you once found as friendly gestures, they need to be told that they need to leave you alone. You tell them “Sorry, I don’t like you” once and they won’t listen. They’ll continue with their addiction to you. The second time, it becomes “In all seriousness, I do not like you.” You would think that they would actually listen to you at this point, but no. Creepers might be stung by an explanation such as “I do not like you. I never did like you. I never will like you.” Such a phrase may, just may get through to them. But…
3. The Aftermath: After telling the creeper that you don’t like them, they will do either one of two things. They will either heed that innuendo, leave you alone, and find someone else to creep. Or they will lessen the creeping towards you, but still have same dignity left in them after you have shamed them to sneak a “Hello” into your day.
WARNING
Albeit the creeper may appear to be leaving you alone, or for some reason, they continue to try and converse with you, DO NOT GIVE INTO THEIR PLOY TO “REMAIN FRIENDS.” You want to break off all contact with the creeper as soon as possible. Think of it as a bandage: you don’t want the adhesive to hurt when you’re taking it off, so just rip it off as fast as you can. It may hurt the creeper’s feelings, but it’s better than having a creeper creep around you to begin with.
"That kid in my 5th period class is such a creeper! He tries to walk me to lunch everyday, and incessantly texts me!"
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Person 1: Creeper...
Person 2: Aw man..
by monke cactus March 09, 2021
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Creeper,

Aww man,

So we back in the mine,
Got our pickaxe swinging from,
Side to side,
Side side to side,

This task's a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds to-
Night night night,
Diamonds to-night,

Heads up,
You hear a sound, turn around and look up,
Total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those,
Eyes eyes eyes,
Eyes eyes eyes eyes,

(CHORUS)
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight,
You grab your pick, shovel
And bolt again, bolt again -gain,
And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn',
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all
Our stuff again, stuff again -gain,

Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from,
Right be-hind,
Right right be-hind,

That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's got to end at this,
Time time time,
Time time time time,

Blows up,
And your health bar drops and you could use a one-up,
Get inside, don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't,
Die die die,
Die die die die,

(CHORUS)
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight,
You grab your pick, shovel
And bolt again, bolt again -gain.
And run, run, until it's done, done, until the..
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aw man its a creeper it gonna blow up yer dirt hut
go away creeper
by 10/10 will write again April 14, 2020
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A guy who will come up to you or even watch you from afar (normally at parties) even when you're with all your friends, and will claim to see you everywhereknows everything about you and tries to hit on you-- when apparently you have no idea who he even is or have maybe only seen him once. Also may be a guy that is trying extremely hard to get in your pants and thinks that you like it--normally these type of guys are very unattractive and are huge losers--commonly found in fraternities.
"Omg did you see that guy? He was creeping on you so bad!"

" Johnny is such a creeper- stay away from that kid)
by Erin E February 05, 2007
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