wpk914's definitions

phoner

when someone thinks you have a boner, but really it's just your phone in your pocket

Jim was the party foul when Sarah thought he had an erection. But really, it was just a phoner.

by wpk914 February 13, 2010

gmilf

Grand Ma I'd Like to Fuck.
A spin off word from the term MILF (Mom/Mother I'd Like to Fuck).

Although less common, a GMILF often is more exciting than a standard MILF.

Jenna and her mom are okay looking, but it's granny who's REALLY hot. She's such a GMILF.

by wpk914 February 14, 2010

enter sandman

quite the controversial tune. it is Metallica's first song off of their self-titled fifth album AKA the black album. Some claim that it is the song with which they sold out, others claim it is their magnum opus, and still others just think of it as another song from the album. it is really up to you. it has some iconic guitar riffs, solid drumming, terrifying (lyrically) vocals, and a fairly epic guitar solo.

1. Guy:aw, dude, i dont listen to metallica any more because they sold out with enter sandman.

2. Guy: holy shit, enter sandman is the greatest song EVAR!!!111!!!

3. Guy:enter sandman? oh yeah, i remember that from the black album.

by wpk914 March 29, 2010

run dmc

an awesome hip hop group that emerged onto the scene inn 1981 (ish) when they remixed Aerosmiths rock classic Walk This Way, thus making them popular among african americans, but also white people. Ahhh unity. Anyway, the group released a few more hits then faded off the charts. Then, in 2002, the group's DJ Jam Master Jay was shot and killed. The group disbanded in his honor.

If you know the lyrics to Walk This way (Aerosmith), then you know the lyrics to the Run DMC remix. They're the same, except to one the lyrics are rapped.

by wpk914 April 14, 2010

anti-ho

someone who has a very small knowledge of sex or sexual things/jokes. this can be due to a personal naievity or being overly protected by his/her parents.

can be found in as low a grade as sixth grade and can be found through high school.

THE FOLLOWING OCCURS AT SOME RANDOM HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM

Speaker: ...And so, if you do have sex, remember: wear a condom. any questions?

Girl: What's a condom?

Guy: Jesus, she's such an anti-ho.

by wpk914 March 19, 2010

peener

The appearence of having an erection caused by a full bladder. Can lead to awkward moments.

Man 1: Aw, dude! You're getting a boner from those elementary school children? What is wrong with you?!

Man 2: No No No! It's just a peener, I swear!

by wpk914 January 9, 2010

guitar hero trip

a drug like state in which objects seem to begin floating up, caused by excessive guitar hero or rock band.

After beating One on expert, I went upstairs and experianced major guitar hero trip.

by wpk914 January 15, 2010