carta blanca

Literally meaning 'white card' or 'blank card'. free rein to do whatever.

You have carta blanca regarding the buffet. meaning you get to choose whatever food you like

by bossassbitch101 April 19, 2015

craptard

craptard is a person who is a piece of shit and a retard an offensive non vulgar way to call a person a piece of shit and a retard

dude you stole my money out of my car you craptard

man i did not steal your money out of your car you craptard

dude i got you haha
man accusing someone of stealing something is not funny you craptard

by littlejimmie March 14, 2019

craptastic

the zenith of crap; the highest level of crap that can be reached.

"These scrabble letters I keep getting are certainly craptastic." or "The service I receive from my cable provider is truly craptastic."

by Of the Sun March 2, 2010

craptabulicious

oddly pleasing or agreeable to the senses, particularly with regard to taste or smell

Both Jim and Mary Fran found the honey-dipped broccoli to be craptabulicious.

by MaddieD June 11, 2007

Magma Carta

Early-thirteenth-century resolution pertaining to molten rock formations under the Earth's crust.

The Magma Carta was ultimately unsuccessful due to Man's not being able to effectively control volcanic eruptions.

by QuacksO March 12, 2019

chartanic

a guy who has red hair and he is chinese. he is very fat around the waste but is skinny everywhere else. He is a honger and such. his name does not refer to charles.






or does it....

i cant understand what he says all i hear is ching chang chong. damn hongers.

by ~X~x~sexy babi~x~X~ May 8, 2004

craptastic

(adj)
1. in a good sense, the quality of being so crappy that the object is humorous or desireable

2. in a bad sense, extremely crappy

etymology: blend of the words 'crap' and 'fantastic'

1. This place is awesomely cheesy! It's craptastic!

2. The break-up was awful. It was craptastic.

by Marchant July 28, 2004