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crarta

An old person, specifically with poor levels of personal hygiene and / or comp,singing loudly about anything and anybody. Originating in Ilkeston, Derbyshire, an old minining and steel town close to the county border with Nottinghamshire
"quick, let's get outa 'ere, dirty Franks commin,' he's a miserable old crarta."
by wassak February 14, 2017
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Chartardo

a redneck that is native to silverwood, michigan. Can usually be caught saying words that dont exhist and riding a motorcycle while wearing a snowmobile jacket and welders gloves.
I cant eaver belive what chartardo did today it was undiculous!!
by butcherbakercandlestickmaker September 4, 2009
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Cartayism

Religion founded by a heterosexual 16yr old boy in 2k14. Where you can't have relationships with Females. It follows the same building blocks of Christianity. But however it has a much different perspective. Here's the 8 commandments of Cartayism

1: thou shall not be in a relationship with any kind of female

2: thou shall not have sexual intercorse of any kind with a female

3: thou cannot talk to females in a flirtatious way

4: if alone with a female, speak win spoken to

5: thou shall not gawk at females in public

6: thou shall not take a female on a date alone

7: thou shall never leave a Bro for a female

8: Don't partake on on drugs or alcohol
Male: Bro I'm done with girls, I'm following Cartayism
by Cartayism May 12, 2014
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craptaculous

spectacularly ridiculous; crap added as additional adjective to indicate level of stupidity.
If I didn't have to work on this craptaculous project, I would be able to go out with you.
by sprnwsgrl October 20, 2004
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craptapper

The performer of anal sex; e.g. tappin the crap. The receiver would thus be the craptappee.
Elton John is a piano playin craptapper
by cornfritter July 22, 2012
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craptarts

A word to release anger, without actully swearing.
Craptarts! I got an 'F' on the test. Mom is going to kill me...
by Aeronacat August 9, 2008
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CraptainSensible

The misnomer of CaptainSensible. Someone proficient in bullshit
I can't believe what the OP posted, I'm gonna respond to the bullshit.

Don't bother, it's CraptainSensible
by erroneousapostrophe January 2, 2009
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