An old person, specifically with poor levels of personal hygiene and / or comp,singing loudly about anything and anybody. Originating in Ilkeston, Derbyshire, an old minining and steel town close to the county border with Nottinghamshire
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Religion founded by a heterosexual 16yr old boy in 2k14. Where you can't have relationships with Females. It follows the same building blocks of Christianity. But however it has a much different perspective. Here's the 8 commandments of Cartayism
1: thou shall not be in a relationship with any kind of female
2: thou shall not have sexual intercorse of any kind with a female
3: thou cannot talk to females in a flirtatious way
4: if alone with a female, speak win spoken to
5: thou shall not gawk at females in public
6: thou shall not take a female on a date alone
7: thou shall never leave a Bro for a female
8: Don't partake on on drugs or alcohol
1: thou shall not be in a relationship with any kind of female
2: thou shall not have sexual intercorse of any kind with a female
3: thou cannot talk to females in a flirtatious way
4: if alone with a female, speak win spoken to
5: thou shall not gawk at females in public
6: thou shall not take a female on a date alone
7: thou shall never leave a Bro for a female
8: Don't partake on on drugs or alcohol
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