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Capitostatism

Capitostatism is a political structure that meets the following requirements: the government has been turned into a joint stock sovereign company, everyone in the country is a shareholder to some minimum degree, and most wealth is held in these tradeable stateshares.

Under such a system, there is no successful conflict of interest. Mutual interest between everyone in the country becomes the monopoly on economy because everyone wants the market value of the stateshare to go up more than everyone wants anything else. Shareholders are entitled to service dividends from the state based on how many stateshares they own. Such services might be voting rights, property rights, entrance into the country, roads, military protection, police protection, courts, etc. The goal of this system is for services to improve relative to their cost since their improvement will cause the stateshare to increase in market value, which will cause everyone in the country to become wealthier.
After America's transition to capitostatism, every American became a millionaire.
by EternalPropagation June 10, 2019
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crapitolism

A way of life where consumerism consumes your entire person.
crapitolism is the foundation of our modern society
by jesse September 5, 2003
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crapitous

A word used to describe something bad happening, basically the opposite of fortuitous.
The breaking of the Prussian vase was a crapitous event. crap bad luck shit happens
by Gryphaena June 16, 2015
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Crapitot

A person who capitalizes every word in their post or message to sound more smart or credible while they are actually looking pretty stupid.
by Jakkekoria September 5, 2016
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The Crapitol

Ocala Florida's largest music venue located on the downtown square. Many bands from hardcore to emo genre's showcase there. Most of the time the prices are unreasonable. Many stupid slutty scene bitches go there and smoke cigarettes outside after they leave inside because they charge a re-entry fee of $2.00.

They also offer a once weekly bible study in the evening.
Joe: "Hey man, are you going to The Capitol tonight?"
Kevin: "I'm broke, I don't think I can."
Joe: "Yeah, the prices are kinda high, especially with that re-entry fee."
Kevin: "The Crapitol is lookin' to reem kids of their money in Ocala!"

Joe: "Are you going to The Capitol tonight? AYFAD is playing!"
Steve: "Really? Heck yeah I'm going!"
Joe: "Yeah that'll be sweet! There's always someone there with a Digital SLR taking pictures."
Steve: "Yeah maybe I can get in some pictures, I see that red head kid there with his Nikon D200, Speedlite, and a Tokina fisheye lens."
by th@t0nek1d August 21, 2008
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Storming the Crapitol

It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.
Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.

Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.

Big Easy: What you do this time?..

Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.

Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.

Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
by Stoney69 January 9, 2021
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