To masturbate simultaneously with the act of weeping.
Formula:
Cry + Wank = Crank.
In addition it is normal to include ones own tears as lubricant.
Example 1:
‘Toni: Hey Jays been in the bathroom for a while now…’
‘Rob: Yeah he’s probably having a crank over that really hot waitress that was being a bitch to him before.’
‘Toni: Yea, fo’shaw’
Example 2:
‘After Rachel rejected Tom at the funeral on Friday I think he went off for a pot noodle...and a crank back at his sister’s place where he’s staying at the moment’
Low purity methamphetamine ussually produced in small laboratories in peoples homes or available from mexican cartels. Generally having a powder consistincey and not taking a crystalline form as glass would.
Man I stay away from that crank as long as I can score some glass.
A female that display a number of the following characteristics: clingy, overly keen, smothering, controlling, easily stressed, highly opinionated, violent, emotionally volatile, unreasonable or just generally high maintenance.
1. "That girl i met the other week, bit of crank. she wont leave me alone!"
2. "I would come out mate but my girlfriends being a bit of crank about it"