Clutchfuck

Thinking of and/or fuckin in a pressure situation. Or using fuckin to suceed in times of peril.

Your defusing a bomb and a hot girl walks by. CLUTCHFUCK!!!!!!!

by Amazinglyawesomemanwhossexy October 18, 2009

couchlocky

adj. causing an inability to get off the couch

Woo, that was some couchlocky smoke, Carol.

by cheryl-renee March 3, 2005

Crushfuck

1. the action that occures after a falcon punch
2. a level of fucking that has surpassed the level of a regular fuck, in which the victim immediately loses control of their bowels, and catches fire.

1. gather the win and energy into your fist to crushfuck the enemy
2. You've been crushfucked

by Nasty Man 10 February 12, 2009

ouchfuck

What you say when you hurt yourself, you say ouch immediately followed by fuck, making it ouchfuck

*hurts self*
ouchfuck!

by charlotte November 10, 2004

Fuck your mother fucker son of bitch cockfuck

Usually a run on sentence commonly used by Indian men when confronted or threatened

Benchod fuck your mother fucker son of bitch cockfuck 2 times in the butt

by Lee Van Cleef July 22, 2018

cockfuckery

Pertaining to a person who is similar to, or behaves in a way, that resembles fucking a cock.

God damn you Chambers, please stop with your cockfuckery.

by Matt May 13, 2004

cocofuck

When someone gets hot coconut juice and pours it into a woman's vagina, boobs, lovesack, and mouth while making love, causing the woman not to know which is ccnut juice and which is the male's ejaculation. This is best done when the female is blindfolded.

"Last night was so crazy dude... Carly and I fucked eachother's brains out," Bob said.
"Seriously?" asked Philip dumbfounded.
"Yeah we cocofucked and everything," Bob admitted smiling.
"But she's my girlfriend..." cried Philip.

by TruthaboutMe January 25, 2010