cockasserie 

N. Foolishness; idiotic behavior.

Dammit Jim, will you stop it with that cockasserie? I'm trying to work here!

cockasserie by danielle April 13, 2007

Cockalicious 

When something is so good, it can only be described by one's cock. Most of the time this would include Anus Clown

Dude, those tits are COCKALICIOUS!

Im totally COCKALICIOUS

Person 1: your mom is cockalicious
Person 2: *Pisses on*

Cockalicious by Cum guL November 26, 2006

Cockalepsy 

Cockalepsy is a condition whereby a girl falls asleep will performing the art of oral sex. ie a Blow Job

She fell asleep giving me head. She must have cockalepsy

Cockalepsy by PS_Chaos June 1, 2009

cockalitus

A male with an extremely swollen penis.

That woman cannot get perform oral sex because the man has cockalitus.

cockalitus by Megsima September 4, 2009

cockballer 

cockball/cockballer - noun/adj.

1. The cavalier usage of offroad vehicles by a daring driver.

2. A man who utilises offroad vehicles, specifically Land Rovers, in an aggressive and rugged fashion.
3. An offroad vehicle suitable in its construction for "cockballer" driving.

"That county 90 is a real cockballer when shes at full bore."
"He's really cockballing that 110 down the green lane today."
"His full tilt approach to that challenge was executed in proper cockballing manner."

cockballer by Sir Reginald Chauncey-Moreau October 30, 2009

Cockalini 

the first Cockalini ever was Gerrard Daly
noun: someone that is acting absurd or ridiculous

anyone that looks or acts like Gerrard Daly

Yo man, knock it off you're being such a cockalini

Cockalini by ezzz_cheez June 24, 2016

cockslider 

A male (usually a fuckboy) who is willing to place their dick in anything with a hole.

"Ya bro, I totally banged 3 girls last night. It was awesome." "Don't be such a cockslider homie!"

cockslider by Freshest slays June 20, 2016