clowntourage

Used in jest to describe a group of friends following an individual; especially appropriate if the group is actually funny but could also be used to describe them as an overall lame group in the sense they are a 'bunch of clowns'. Best used as the group enters a room, bar, club, sporting event etc.

Oh look, here comes Mark Wahlberg with his clowntourage.

by eastsideboy June 24, 2015

clownsomnia

Losing sleep over something/Someone stupid.

-Bro. I didn't sleep last night because I kept thinking of Josh
-That's because you have clownsomnia

by Wordaholic baby February 6, 2020

Clintoon

Cartoonish figure who disgraced the office of President of the United States.

Clintoon's failure to treat the first World Trade Center attack as an act of war is one of the main causes of the events of September 11, 2001.

by Dave December 18, 2003

clownfoolery

Noun. A display of playful or foolish behavior which deliberately causes immediate or delayed self-embarrassment and the “embarrassment-by-association” of those around the individual.

Clownfoolery is often, but not exclusively, linked to the influence of drugs and alcohol on ones ability to asses the appropriateness of their behavior as dictated by the social setting. Alternatively, if the setting encourages otherwise inappropriate behavior, clownfoolery may be a means for an individual to display his level of inebriation or propensity towards humourous self-deprecation.

Dave: Do you remember coming home from the bars last night, deciding to shotgun a beer, insisting on removing your pants prior to said shotgunning, tripping over said pants while attempting to remove them over your shoes, stabbing the beer can with a steak knife resulting in temporary blindness when the pressurized beer/foam spray hit you in the eye with comedic precision, proceeding to shotgun the beer with your eyes closed, spilling an obscene amount on yourself and the floor, and then pulling off your beer soaked shirt and using it to mop up, leaving you in only your boxers?

Luke: Hahahaha....<heavy sigh>... clownfoolery indeed.

by Dluxx March 19, 2009

clowntown

When something really sucks, or if it is a person they are referred to as the "mayor of clowntown"

George W. Bush is the major of clowntown.

by bragnerdoghart January 4, 2004

clowntown

Philadelphia,PA

clowntown,'nuf said. Come visit the 'hoods sometime.

by JoeNJ2 May 17, 2011

Clownhooker

v. To drive by a group of prostitutes and throw fruit at them.

These aplles are rotten, lets use them to clownhooker some hoes.

by JSA1 September 19, 2007