A beautiful, big-breasted, woman with dark brown hair, and brown eyes. She is a whole lot of woman, and most can't handle it. She has a ghetto booty, and she loves it when you squeeze it. She makes friends at an instant and has the guys drooling over her. She doesn't even try, they just like her breasts.
by JCookies September 3, 2011
Get the Christeline mug.A Christingle is an orange and it's got a red ribbon tied around it (And already that's weird, isn't it? Just so you know, I'm not halfway through this description yet. That's an orange with a red ribbon tied around it. Never any excuse to tie a red ribbon around an orange, unless you're gonna fly somewhere on holiday, you want to check the orange in beforehand, so that when it comes round on that conveyor belt, you can tell it apart from all the other oranges. You don't wanna go home with a satsuma, or God forbid, a clementine). It's an orange, it's got a red ribbon tied around it, and four cocktail sticks stuck in the top of the orange. And then we skewer raisins and Dolly Mixtures onto those. And then we get a long, thin candle, drive that into the top of the orange and light it. And then a small child carries that down the aisle of the church on Christmas Eve and nobody questions it. Against all the odds, the kid comes out of it looking pretty boss. And all the elements represent something different. The orange represents all the vitamin C in the world. The ribbon represents the fashion industry. The cocktail sticks represent competitive javelin. The sweets and the raisins represent regret, and the candle represents the dwindling popularity of wax museums.
What is a Christingle?!
by Ks1994 March 12, 2019
Get the Christingle mug.Adj. Non-secular. Shortened adjectival form of "Jeeeesus Christ!" Producing irritation, frustration, or annoyance on a Biblical level.
Jim: "Quit standing around and help me carry this, dude - all this plywood is christing heavy!"
James: "Aw, don't be a christing whiner, Jim."
James: "Aw, don't be a christing whiner, Jim."
by killthespider May 2, 2011
Get the christing mug.A girl who acts crazy and does outrageous things for a dude who most likely isn’t feeling her as much as she is feeling him. Basically she acts aggressive and crazy like Chrisean Rock
Ayo Mia rlly Chriseaning she beat tf out Jay’s cousin cus she thought that Jay was cheating on her with his cousin
by Munchin4life March 18, 2023
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Get the chrisening mug.An act of publicly declaring that one is depressed or tired, out of sheer boredom, then manically laughing and running off shortly after.
"I know she's christying me. She just told me that she was depressed, now she's talking happily about narwhals."
"He is being sooo christyful. I know he'll declare himself to be the Duchess of Urine tomorrow!"
"He is being sooo christyful. I know he'll declare himself to be the Duchess of Urine tomorrow!"
by Jeffrina Wonk November 25, 2013
Get the Christying mug.Cheating someone or driving their price down on something. Being immensely cheap. Behaving in an unethical way. Stealing money from old people by lying about an imaginary god and asking them to send in money.
Hey, there goes BillyBob, christianing him down on the price of that stolen car.
Listen Bud, don't even try to christian me down on this. The price of that Torah is firm.
Listen Bud, don't even try to christian me down on this. The price of that Torah is firm.
by Christ Is A Myth October 12, 2009
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