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Definitions by Ks1994

Christingle 

A Christingle is an orange and it's got a red ribbon tied around it (And already that's weird, isn't it? Just so you know, I'm not halfway through this description yet. That's an orange with a red ribbon tied around it. Never any excuse to tie a red ribbon around an orange, unless you're gonna fly somewhere on holiday, you want to check the orange in beforehand, so that when it comes round on that conveyor belt, you can tell it apart from all the other oranges. You don't wanna go home with a satsuma, or God forbid, a clementine). It's an orange, it's got a red ribbon tied around it, and four cocktail sticks stuck in the top of the orange. And then we skewer raisins and Dolly Mixtures onto those. And then we get a long, thin candle, drive that into the top of the orange and light it. And then a small child carries that down the aisle of the church on Christmas Eve and nobody questions it. Against all the odds, the kid comes out of it looking pretty boss. And all the elements represent something different. The orange represents all the vitamin C in the world. The ribbon represents the fashion industry. The cocktail sticks represent competitive javelin. The sweets and the raisins represent regret, and the candle represents the dwindling popularity of wax museums.
What is a Christingle?!
Christingle by Ks1994 March 12, 2019

Carter Reynolds 

Teenage Viner who was a part of MAGCON along with other teenage viners like Nash Grier, Cameron Dallas, etc. Most known for his vines of shouting where his Asian mom says "Cartah stop!"
Carter Reynolds is thirsty for Justin Bieber.

Carter Reynolds likes the booty.

"Cartah stappp don't do dat"
Carter Reynolds by Ks1994 April 19, 2014
That little spot of pee that appears when you really have to go to the bathroom and some just sneaks out into your undies.
What the hell, Jane, what's with all those pre-pee stains on your underwear? You have a bladder problem, son?
pre-pee by Ks1994 June 13, 2012
A really slacker way of saying "Nah, I'm gonna stay".
1: Yo, you gonna come with us to Tony's afterparty?

2: Namaste.
namaste by Ks1994 July 20, 2011
short for "steaming pile", or "steaming pile of shit"; something worthless
Yikes, this essay you wrote is a real steamer.
steamer by Ks1994 March 2, 2011

turfucken 

A severely fucked up thing or situation. Originated on the Daily Show wth Jon Stewart.
Sudan is a turfucken of a country.
turfucken by Ks1994 January 17, 2011