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"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.
by Hillman January 21, 2006
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Catsturbation, noun, origin of the NoVa descent of Catsturbating, or to catsturbate
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Catsturbation, noun, origin of the NoVa descent of Catsturbating, or to catsturbate
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Get the casturbaition mug.The intensely pleasurable act associated with cleaning one's ear with a cotton bud or relieving an itch with your finger or similarly shaped object.
Man: (moan)
Woman: Honey, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes now; is everything ok?
Man: Yeah, babe, I'm just enjoying a bit of earsturbation... I'll be out as soon as I finish the other ear! (moan)
Woman: Hey, pass me a Q-tip and I'll join you!
Man and Woman: (moan)
Woman: Honey, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes now; is everything ok?
Man: Yeah, babe, I'm just enjoying a bit of earsturbation... I'll be out as soon as I finish the other ear! (moan)
Woman: Hey, pass me a Q-tip and I'll join you!
Man and Woman: (moan)
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