Corpsturbation

Masturbating near, on or over a corpse.

He then proceeded with his corpsturbation over the poor squirrels body.

by jesusc123 April 27, 2009

Classturbation

When you fantasize about classmates while fondling yourself.

"I hear Jason is in to Classturbation."

by Cgtheberzerker September 9, 2015

crasterbation

masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.

by Hillman January 21, 2006

Catsturbation

The act of a cat rubbing itself on any object in order to achieve a (catgasm)

"hey, get your cat off me, it keeps catsturbating all over my legs"
"sorry, he just likes you"

Catsturbation, noun, origin of the NoVa descent of Catsturbating, or to catsturbate

by Cantzoneri January 7, 2010

casturbaition

The act of masturbaiting with no genitals or partial genitalia.

After i had my testes removed, my favorite thing was casturbaition

by P1ZZ03 June 22, 2003

earsturbation

The intensely pleasurable act associated with cleaning one's ear with a cotton bud or relieving an itch with your finger or similarly shaped object.

Man: (moan)
Woman: Honey, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes now; is everything ok?
Man: Yeah, babe, I'm just enjoying a bit of earsturbation... I'll be out as soon as I finish the other ear! (moan)
Woman: Hey, pass me a Q-tip and I'll join you!
Man and Woman: (moan)

by mfort November 30, 2009

Catsturbation

Using a cat to masturbate. Some consider it a sport.

I catsturbate when im bored and fluffy is around.

by Aaron, "the shark" April 9, 2005