blonkered

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "

by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

blonked

essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.

"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"

by Eddie Y. August 3, 2007

Bloomer Bloney

The residue left over in the cotton crotch area of a pair of panties after a night of rough sex. Can also refer to an abnormally large clitoris. Typically a combination of both an abnormally large clitoris covered in before mentioned residue.

Wow! I bet Susan has a bad case of Bloomer Bloney this morning after the pounding her pussy got last night.

by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020

bonkyubon

Literally means- Good Small Good. A new era of Japanese women, raised on a more western diet of red meat, and less seafood. This gives them a more "Western" or curvy figure; Larger bust, small waist, and larger hips. Putting an end to the myth (fact?) of flat asian girls.

A.K.A. The BEST THING EVER!

Yukiko is a bonkyubon.

by Elite CAT October 24, 2007

blonk

Immature Blink (BLACKPINK fandom)

That blonk trying to get their attention to other fandom lol

by K-pop lovers December 16, 2018

Blinky Eyes

The Blinky Eyes

1. Use to tell somebody they must shut up.
2. Use to notify somebody that the joke the have just told is not funny.

How to use blinky eyes.

1. Stare at the victim.
2. Have a straight face.
3. Do not say anything.
4. Blink once every three-quarters of a second.

Bob: Heaiii guys i haz joek! :)
James: What...?
Bob: Right so I went into this hotel right and then............... and then I said "thats not a watermelon, thats my wife!"
*James proceeds to use blinky-eyes*

Isabellina: So he was like Omg!, and I was like "Yeh whuteva!" and he was like "No wayyyy!" and I was like "THATS WHAT I SAID!! :O" and then he was liek "oh, like, my god :O" , then i was li---
*Todd using blinky eyes*

by 22MidnA22 August 29, 2009

Blonk

Australian slang for an idiot or really stupid person. One who usually performs acts of stupidity.

Mate, that guy is a total blonk!

by irongron November 4, 2015