asscrack

when you do crack from your ass

Guy 1: yo were you at the party last night
Guy 2: yeah, we did asscrack

by rattiful August 25, 2020

asscrab

similar to the facehugger from Alien and the Headcrab from halflife, the asscrab kills you after it used your body, but the asscrab attacks your ass instead of the head

beware of the asscrab

by lifeismuchbetterwithoutaname February 25, 2008

assrapist

Google it for images

I was doing a school report on anal rape for my graphical studies class, so I googled assrapist for images to cite. But all I saw were skyscrapers!

by Spleen the Bloody October 18, 2008

asswrapper

A female who walks around wearing a jacket or sweater around their waist, ruining the visual inspection and categorization of their assets. This has the common reaction of disappointment and side-to-side head shaking among the booty lovers.

Large amounts of cleavage can mitigate the mental anguish of this condition. Although it is usually an aesthetic crime to asswrap, there are individuals that are allowed, or even required, to be asswrappers.

Some consider asswrappers bad luck and try to make sure they don't cross their path.

Joe: Hey, John, 3 o'clock.
John: Oh man, it's just an asswrapper!

Jake: I was having a great day and then I saw 3 asswrappers in a row.

Jules: Asswrappers at the beach? Are you kidding me?!

by Roll Here Eggo April 28, 2009

Asscrack Rorschach

The inkblot-shaped pattern formed by an untimely poo.

I had a turtlehead going, but there was no way I could make it to the bathroom in time so I ended up with an asscrack Rorschach.

by emeraldswissmiss December 9, 2010

Assclapistan

A theoretical place that you take someone after you whoop there ass in Call of Duty.

Yo bro, I’m finna take these doods to Assclapistan.

by Fuckpoodles May 22, 2019

Total asscrack

A word to describe your best friends new boyfriend

Wow Jacob is a total asscrack

by Planetsimp October 20, 2022