Assgrapes

hemorohoids

my hemmorids are so bad, it looks like someone pasted grapes to my bung hole

by annemarie January 17, 2003

Assgrapes

toilet paper that has been left behind while wippeing the ass and have harded.

by MP February 28, 2003

Ass Grapes

When a male tucks his genetalia behind his legs to make himself look barren from the front, but when you view him from the back it appears his ass has a bunch of grapes hanging from it because the penis and balls have been suffocated between the legs.

Joe gives himself ass grapes just like Buffalo Bill did in "Silence of the Lambs."

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 23, 2019

ass grapes

hemorrhoids

If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.

by cherry_bomb October 30, 2008

assrape city

Being in position of extreme pain, helplessness, getting screwed over.

I totaled my car, I just got fired, and my girlfriend gave me a vd. I'm stuck in the middle of assrape city!

by El Gran Guapo September 18, 2008

assrapist

a man who rapes other men/women in the ass multiple times.

Holy Shit, i heard about that guy on the news, hes an Assrapist!!!

by TheShizzle June 10, 2003

assrapist

Google it for images

I was doing a school report on anal rape for my graphical studies class, so I googled assrapist for images to cite. But all I saw were skyscrapers!

by Spleen the Bloody October 18, 2008