Alaskian pipeline

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Last night,I gave my girlfriend the alaskian pipeline.

by chamelion June 27, 2006

Alasia

Alasia means that you are beautiful. Any person that has the honor of having the name Alasia is very lucky and special. You are smexy and have the most beautiful body any girl could ever want. Most people whose name is Alasia usually have green eyes, and very beautiful hair.

Person1: "You know Alasia?"
Person2: "The green-eyed beauty? I'm so jealous of her!!"

by ihavegreeneyes June 23, 2012

Alasia

The name Alasia is amazing. If you are friends with an Alasia, your life is most likely very fun and crazy. Alasia is the life of the party, has green eyes, and is beautiful. Not to mention very, very intelligent. Alasia is the most amazing thing in the world.

There are few Alasia's out there...
Person 1: "I don't know what i would do without Alasia."
Person 2: "Same here, same here."

by ihavegreeneyes June 23, 2012

Alaric

Positively the single most amazing, awesome, awe inspiring, god like figure anyone could ever possibly hope to meet. Any attempt to be better than "Alaric" is automatically a failure, even prior to its conception, regardless of the circumstance, field, or reason.
Alaric shares many characteristics with god, being omnipresent, omniscient, omnipotent, eternal, beneficent, loving, kind and totally unfathomable by common mortals with whom he has chosen to dwell, on the slightest of whims.
Alaric is, however, far superior to god, as he is, in addition to his many other superior traits, a total babe magnet.

May also be used as an adjective

1) OMG Its ALARIC!!! *Head explodes due to over-exposure to radiance of awesomeness

2) Thats is so Alaric. That is to say TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME!

by Rickles likes tickles November 10, 2009

Alaric

I very sexy boy, who is often, if not always, more amazing than anything or anyone.

"Oh my god~ It's Alaric"
"Oh em gee! Lyk he is so hot"

by Lyddy October 5, 2008

alaskian snowbeast

The act of a male punching a female/male in the throat after receiving oral sex. This causes the semen to shoot out of the victim's nose in such a way that makes them look like a yetti.

Last night I gave Jane the old "Alaskian Snowbeast", now we are not on speaking terms, the woman has no sense of humor.

by Matt Dizzle November 10, 2006

alaskian frost bite

to violently insert said ice cube up your significant others rectum, then to retrieve said water from said rectum with mouth in a sucking manner

jamey sucked the once frozen now melted ice cube out of mr slaves ass thus rendering the alaskian frost bite

by jarhead2042 January 5, 2011