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A manipulative person who shares similarities with Adolf Hitler and Barney Stinson.
He has many layers of personality and is able to switch to any personality depending on the environment to best be able to manipulate and control, but the true use of his ability is to hide his inner personality as a misunderstood nice guy.
Hitler was such an Alarik
Alarik by AMeanGuy April 16, 2019
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a start up culture for most composts and a member of the mushroom family, can also be used to aid anerobic digestion tanks for the use of creating methane gas. An eco friendly energy producer.
Alarik is a series of processes in which microorganisms break down biodegradable material in the absence of oxygen, used for industrial or domestic purposes to manage waste and/or to release energy
alarik by sazlemcfun December 14, 2010
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Alaika is a pretty girl. She is talented and smart. She always helps people and she is kind-hearted. She helps poor people to be happy. Later when she grew up she will be the success girl and the kindest women. She lost some of her members family. The boy that is her boyfriend or married to her he will be lucky until his life end. He will be the luckiest husband on earth. She is smart and full of talented things she can do. She is a shy girl, but not always. She sometimes a communicator person. She has a big gift but no one knows what is the gift. She is a gorgeous girl later when she is a big independent woman.
Alaika is an interesting person.
Alaika by Mysterycreautures September 2, 2018
Alaika is a girl name. Alaika is a pretty girl. She is talented also smart. She is actually a lucky girl. Whoever like her, become her girlfriend or married to her that man will be lucky. She is a gift by God.
Alaika is a gifted girl.
alaika by Mysterycreautures September 2, 2018
you're name is malaika. you're doing that tiktok challenge. you're a crazy psychopath who's a tiktok addict and needs help
look this is what comes up when you search alaik on urban dictionary
alaik by idkwhattosay_xo April 18, 2021
(Noun) Alrik- Someone who chuckles when they see a dead body and doesn't know why. Slugs down whiskey when people are trying to get his attention, and generally doesn't care about your feelings.

(n.) Alrik - Chick magnet, one who attracts females but can't keep them. Specifically who doesn't listen to their own subconscious warnings concerning the opposite sex.

Essentially making Alrik a name, yes, but mostly a term for those who display an amazing amount of apathy, yet are insanely guilty about it. Drinking themselves further into denial.
Alrik kicked the man in the balls hard and as the man dropped to a knee, Alrik jammed his .45 in the poor man's eye. "Say goodnight, dick", he quipped rather uncomically, then pulled the trigger.

Man 1: I know you mean well, but everyone else thinks your an ass!
Alrik: So? *drinks booze, ends discussion*

Girl: OMG you're so dark and mysterious, wanna come to my place?
Alrik: Duh!
*2 months later*
Girl: And don't forget to pick up my tampons when you go out! I'm busy watching TV...and lazy."
Alrik: ...*cocks .45*
Alrik by HiroGuy February 3, 2010
A great friend and listener. Hottt and thats an understatement. Has a massive cock and knows how and when to use it. Always loaded and ready to whip it out when good times arise.
Hes hung like Alrik
Alrik by charlie96 February 5, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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