alaskian 

Typically used if someone has no eyebrows or extremely blonde eyebrows.

"Haha, look at Mike he has no eyebrows the alaskian."

alaskian by Aeon_King April 27, 2006

Alaskian pipeline 

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Last night,I gave my girlfriend the alaskian pipeline.

Alaskian pipeline by chamelion June 27, 2006

alaskian snowbeast 

The act of a male punching a female/male in the throat after receiving oral sex. This causes the semen to shoot out of the victim's nose in such a way that makes them look like a yetti.

Last night I gave Jane the old "Alaskian Snowbeast", now we are not on speaking terms, the woman has no sense of humor.

alaskian snowbeast by Matt Dizzle November 10, 2006

alaskian frost bite 

to violently insert said ice cube up your significant others rectum, then to retrieve said water from said rectum with mouth in a sucking manner

jamey sucked the once frozen now melted ice cube out of mr slaves ass thus rendering the alaskian frost bite

alaskian frost bite by jarhead2042 January 5, 2011

Alaskian pipeline 

When you take a huge fucking shit into a condom put it in the freezer and then insert it into someone’s asshole

Josh: mully give me that alaskian pipeline
Mully: no we will get kicked out of the boys

Alaskian pipeline by Olivia.Merry.Bear.203 November 4, 2021

alaskian waterpump 

this is a term used in description of a situation where a filatious woman...such as a whore or female slut(transvestite men are included) bends over to a near male(horny guy) during a blizzards and starts jerking the mans meat stretch vigorously and when he ejactualates it makes dicksicles(sperm popsicles)

when i was caught in a snow storm with my girlfriend she gave me an alaskian waterpump to keep warm....it was great.

alaskian waterpump by poopsmith21 August 2, 2007

Alaskian Pipe Line

To put plastic wrap over toliet and take a shit. Wrap up log(shit)up and put in the freezer. When frozen use sexually on parnter" minus plastic wrap"

I asked my wife if I could give her an alaskian pipe line. She said, No! You can when hell freezes over. I told her, naw when the shit freezes.

Alaskian Pipe Line by shitier friend August 10, 2009