zooping

Clandestine web surfing on a mobile device while at work. Normally done at one's work station under the level of the desk. Descriptive of the top to bottom finger swipe motion commonly seen on touch screen devices when scrolling through web pages.

Dude, my boss busted me zooping at my desk. At least I got my email, party time!

by Rottenbastard June 2, 2012

zoolin

cooling, or chilling with friends.

Hey Josh, what you doing man? I'm just zoolin dawg.

by Bb stol3 September 28, 2017

zoomin

a very fast exit or entrance fueled by intense desire

"man I'm so hungry, when the bell rings imma be zoomin"

by whydoihavethisaccount October 8, 2016

Zooping

The art/ act of defecating on your sexual partner's chest while they sleep. Usually performed under the stimulating effects of Ludacris' masterpiece "Sex Room."

After a night of wild anal sex, Flavius Jaqurius Green Kennedy Jr. waited until I (d'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde) fell asleep and I awoke to him Zooping on my chest. It was the most romantic experience of my life.

by Tyroil Smoochie Wallace April 3, 2013

Zooliner

When one quotes one of the many timeless lines from the movie "Zoolander."

"You think you're too cool for school, but I got a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite, ....you aren't."

"No more Zooliners!"

by youngmc2 August 16, 2009

zooming

To be in a crackhead state; bingeing all night on a sweet concoction of Adderall, red bull, and nicotine. Generally experienced by procrastinating college students and skeezers at bars/clubs.

"Dude I'm zooming so hard I could run the train on 50 sorority girls all while memorizing my entire organic chemistry study guide!"

"Those 30 time release got me zooming like a baby sucking on yo momma's teat!"

by rupdaddy April 21, 2008

Zoomin

To trip on speed or any other upper drug such as meth or coke.

Check it kid, I'm zoomin of the walls right now.

by P Vans May 8, 2008