ZJ

A zebra Job, consisting of a black and a white women giving head to one guy at the same time.

Damn, i got the best ZJ last night from the black and white girl i met at the bar.

by Carey Bundick March 27, 2008

zj

Getting blown while riding a zamboni.

Damn I can't drive the zamboni straight while i'm getting a ZJ.

by Dr. Wayers December 13, 2006

ZJ

ZJ is short for "Zebra Job" which is a hand job performed by two people on one person. The requiremnt for classification as a proper ZJ is that the two people perofrming the ZJ are of two different ethnicities and have there fingers interlaced. This gives the impression of zebra stripes hence the name.

The black and white chicks I left with last night locked hands and gave me one hell of a ZJ.

by zooman45 October 29, 2008

ZJ

The Chassis code of a 1993-1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee.

Did you see that ZJ get stuck in the mud?

by QuagRyan July 13, 2009

ZJ

It's what you promise boyfriend after he gives you a full body massage. Its starts out as really great sex until the mood is killed when you realize the window is wide open and your neighbor has been watching. After closing the window, you resort to finishing him off by hand, but boyfriend has the endurance of a steam engine and you soon become very bored and distracted by the TV show Skins. Without noticing, you become too aggressive, and he eventually makes you stop. Boyfriend will have blue balls in the morning.

Me: Hey babe, want a ZJ?
Boyfriend: Never again.

by thatonetime August 28, 2014

ZJ

Came from the movie beer fest refer to Zagjag

"I didn't know how to react, the next thing I knew we were messing around... she zagged me, damn good ZJ"

"I don't know how much I should really be paying this woman, I didn't think thats what a ZJ was"

by Firework Master March 20, 2009

ZJ

Extended form of ZJ is Zero Job. The zero refers to zero gravity. In this case a ZJ is when you get a blowjob in space. This is extremely expensive and you probually can't afford it. Important: This blowjob must be done off the ground.

That old rich bastard got a broke hoe and spent a million to go in space and get a ZJ from the slut.

by Mike Ox April 1, 2008