zj

A zip job. The abbreviation is made famous by Broken Lizard's "Beerfest." A zip job is essentially the act of getting a handjob while high.

Barry: "A zj will cost ya $8"

by Ducksoup August 26, 2006

zj

Getting blown while riding a zamboni.

Damn I can't drive the zamboni straight while i'm getting a ZJ.

by Dr. Wayers December 11, 2006

zj

A ZJ is the abbreviation for Zebra Job, it is when a white chick jerks off a black dude and the the black in-between the white fingers gives the illusion of zebra stripes.

Sarah (a white chick ) went to 69th street to give out free ZJ'S to all the brothers behind tower theater...

by Drew&Zac September 30, 2009

ZJ

If you got to ask you can't afford it

A BJ is $12, an HJ is $14, a ZJ is $20.

by Tampa Bay Bad Boy August 26, 2006

ZJ

Stands for Zebra Job. This is when two girls (one black and one white) give a hand job with their fingers interlocked, this becoming black and white stripped like a zebra.

I job a ZJ from these two girls the other night, then came on the black girls face. It was awesome.

by KeithNaig November 19, 2007

ZJ

the act of receiving oral sex from a caucasian zimbabwe hooker as she balances a basket of fruit on her head, for every piece of fruit that falls out of the basket, a 2 dollar discount is awarded

i got this mango from the zj i got earlier, two dollars off

by gerken November 01, 2007

ZJ

*noun* (Zee;Jay) Made famous by broken lizard comedy troop, in the movie "Beerfest". ZJ refers to the act of getting oral sex while inebriated or under the influence of marijuana. The Z in ZJ is a one letter acronym for zombie. This is because while the recipient is getting oral sex he/she is in a zombie like state due to the effect that said drug has on his/her manuerisms.

1) Dude, I was so blazed I was just on the coach moaning. Then, out of nowhere this chick game over and gave me a ZJ.

2)He looked half dead from some of that Northern Lights we got in BC. So, I just grabbed his tool and gave him a ZJ.

by Ross Fortner November 08, 2007