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WiFi hobo

A term to describe people who spend their day traveling from free WiFi spot to free WiFi spot . These people usually have no internet access at home.
Girl: See that guy and his netbook? I saw him at Mcdonald's AND Wendy's today. And the coffee shop yesterday.

Guy: He must be a WiFi hobo.
by Shelltown July 10, 2010
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Wifi Terrorist

An individual who abuses the free Wifi bandwidth in public areas, therefore ruining connection for everyone else.
Tom: "Look at him."
Jerry: "Who?"
Tom: "The person at the table next to us. He is listening to Pandora, watching a Youtube video, and playing WOW. I can't even check my Facebook."
Jerry: "What a Wifi Terrorist!!"
by Drewbinskey June 21, 2011
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Wititit

Sound use to call your dog or any dog. Wititit!
(Just went to someone’s home and I want to approach the dog) Wititit! Wititit! Wititit!
by barnabas_e March 10, 2019
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WiFi Jungle

An area that has a large quantity of WiFi networks, making it impossible to find the right network to connect to.
Person One: Hey, do you want to use my WiFi hot spot?
Person Two: Sure, let me find it. I can't find it, there are 50 other networks that are coming up.
Person One: Welcome to the WiFi Jungle.
by RMatW January 27, 2013
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Wiitard

(n) Someone who causes damage or injury to them self, other people, or objects by incorrectly operating the controller of a Nintendo Wii. This included forgetting or underestimating one's surroundings while using wide gestures, over exertion, or the inability to keep a firm grasp on the remote and launching it at high speeds.
Billy is such a Wiitard, he pulled a muscle while pitching wildly in WiiSports.

Mandy forgot her family was in the room, acted like a Wiitard and hit her brother in the face.

That Wiitard Tommy let go of his Wii remote while flailing wildly and put it through his TV.
by DVman December 13, 2006
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wifin'

(vb.) Action of intimacy strictly forbidden in most clubs, under penalty of a twenty dollar fee.
Kermit got caught wifin' in da club, so he had to pay Mr. Browz $20.
by designated deriver March 3, 2011
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WiFitard

A disparaging term for a person who knows absolutely nothing about WiFi technology or how to access it.
As the WiFitard poster child, I am not fluent in the use of or the languages spoken by a router.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020
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