wat

Short form of "what". Is usually used by people who's synapses fire at a very slow rate. Can be used by otherwise literate people to convey a state of being utterly flabbergasted.

Nick: So, your cousin is sleeping over tonight.
George: Yeah.
Nick: Is that your cousin in the picture on your Myspace?
George: Yeah.
Nick: She looks pretty cool.
George: Sure, she's cool.
Nick: She's hot, actually.
George: ...
Nick: Can I sleep over tonight?
George: wat

by JulesIsCools January 13, 2009

wat

What one says when they're devoid of any particular useful words.
Also used for extreme confusion.

Often extended. (WWWWWWAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT)

A: Make sure you register with DNS correctly by opening CMD and typing ipconfig /registerdns.
B: wat?

by Player72 September 14, 2013

wat^

short for Whats Up

Wat^ bob

by ACC1042 May 30, 2004

Wats^

Whats Up, term used in instant messages

:Yo, wats ^
:Nun u?
:nun

by ThE-G-Man July 24, 2003

Wat.

A word used to either cover up something, or used in utter shock.

Me in fangirl mode: Ohmaigawd, so last night, I had a wet dream about Andy Biersack!
Friend: Wat.
Me: Wat.

by BANGmeTANBOYS March 12, 2015

wat

Thai temple, found all over Thailand. Pronounced 'waht'.

"Let's go see the Emerald Buddha at Wat Pra Kaeo"

by Will January 12, 2005

wat

the meme version of what you just take out the h in it

Mike: my mom is sick
Me: wat

by hatman definitions May 30, 2021